=VG= BLuDKLoT Posted November 30, 2012 at 06:37 PM Report Share Posted November 30, 2012 at 06:37 PM ONCE A MARINE ALWAYS A MARINE! (adult humor PG13)On their 50th anniversary, a wife found the negligee she wore on her wedding night and put it on. She went to her husband, a retired Marine , and asked, ?Honey, do you remember this?"He looked up from his newspaper and said; "Yes dear, I do. You wore that same negligee the night we were married" She said, "Yes, that's right. Do you remember what you said to me that night? He nodded and said "Yes dear, I said: Oh baby, I'm going to suck the life out of those boobs and screw your brains out." She giggled and said, "That's exactly what you said. So now it's fifty years later, and I'm in the same negligee. What do you have to say tonight ?" He looked her up and down and said, " Mission Accomplished." 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
=VG= Outlanders Posted November 30, 2012 at 06:48 PM Report Share Posted November 30, 2012 at 06:48 PM Lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
=VG= Wooz2770 Posted November 30, 2012 at 07:12 PM Report Share Posted November 30, 2012 at 07:12 PM BwahahahaXD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
=VG= SemlerPDX Posted November 30, 2012 at 07:29 PM Report Share Posted November 30, 2012 at 07:29 PM hahaha! !rofl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ORION Posted November 30, 2012 at 09:41 PM Report Share Posted November 30, 2012 at 09:41 PM LMAO!! Well I read that to my wife and she just said. " Oh geez. That's horrible." All I could do was laugh. Xp Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bottom86 Posted December 1, 2012 at 07:12 AM Report Share Posted December 1, 2012 at 07:12 AM Only a soldier would be that brave, for telling it like it is.lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bnorcross Posted December 1, 2012 at 03:57 PM Report Share Posted December 1, 2012 at 03:57 PM Too funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
=VG= keed Posted December 1, 2017 at 04:24 PM Report Share Posted December 1, 2017 at 04:24 PM Damn Rotblut you should get a official grave digger badge 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
=VG= SemlerPDX Posted December 1, 2017 at 06:00 PM Report Share Posted December 1, 2017 at 06:00 PM It has been a few years since this one has seen the light of day... still a funny ass joke, though... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Double_13 Posted December 1, 2017 at 08:39 PM Report Share Posted December 1, 2017 at 08:39 PM Should find the oldest post on the forum and revive it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Static Posted December 1, 2017 at 09:52 PM Report Share Posted December 1, 2017 at 09:52 PM oh good one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Double_13 Posted December 2, 2017 at 03:38 PM Report Share Posted December 2, 2017 at 03:38 PM here you go the oldest one according to the index (few posts have dates in 1979 orso i excluded them you wouldnt think of it but its actually still used today topic. Proof that age doesn't matter second oldest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
=VG= Blazer Posted December 2, 2017 at 08:07 PM Report Share Posted December 2, 2017 at 08:07 PM 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
=VG= SemlerPDX Posted December 3, 2017 at 04:37 AM Report Share Posted December 3, 2017 at 04:37 AM lmao!! We love you, Rotblut! Shit happens... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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