RAM22 Posted January 21, 2012 at 04:12 AM Report Share Posted January 21, 2012 at 04:12 AM So this dude name Harlequin hit me up for a flight. I said cool, what'cha wanna do. He said he had a BMS Iron Fortress campaign he wanted to make some progress in, I said great, lets do it.He hosted, I was a little leary though, you know the Death clown thing and all but he convinced me it was all good.Okay, so it's a Strike on Suwon Airbase, no fekkin' prob I say, lets go................Harq' although he's hosting ask me if he could change loadout, I said sure, Whatever you want dude.....He takes #3 and I'm lead...Taxing outSet and ready to go, #3's all good, 4's being a pussOkay, so now we're off into the unknown and I forgot to hook up the urination bag, but I think I'm good for now.......Harq is doing a great job hangin'Now we're gettin' close to the target "O"Harq decides to speed up and I'm tempted to "PAY BACK 'DA BIATCH"But I decide I need him for the stike, THEN I notice something peculiar about his belly, WTF is up with that Bozo loadout, he's got BLU107s, a GBU and a drop tank, LOLWe make it to Suwon and release Hells FuryIt all looks good, BUT then after the run Harq gets hit by AAA or somethin', We egress, Harqs wounded and has that damn Clown loadout still, LOLAnyways, we get to base safely, I land and crash as usual when I enable NWS, get a Court Martial for hitting a damn light, PAPI(far) what a crock of shit, Harq made it down fine as he had jettisoned the CLOWN JOKE loadout, HAHAHAMission Successful, the joke was on me as Harq and both our wingies hit the runway and I only damaged the Taxi way.PLEASE, fly like we do, you'll never have a better, funner experience.Signed, the ACES, Harlequin and RAM22.We teach classes for $20.00 an hour, sign up soon, we have a 2 for 1 offering before Dec 21, 2011, you WON'T regret it.Yours Truly,RAMALAMADINGDONG "22" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
=VG= BLuDKLoT Posted January 21, 2012 at 04:27 AM Report Share Posted January 21, 2012 at 04:27 AM haha nice stuff guys, sorry I missed. It Gimme a couple days to heal and I'll be there. Don't forget about the new guys that just joined looking for flights, maybe you can work something out until I get on the mend? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
=VG= Murderface0151 Posted January 21, 2012 at 04:54 AM Report Share Posted January 21, 2012 at 04:54 AM i'd be keen on flying with you guys! managed to find my joystick and dust her off :)just gotta learn where the NWS system is located in the cockpit lol. and a couple other systems.send me a message next time you plan to fly and ill try jump on with you guys.peace! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harlequin Posted January 21, 2012 at 06:17 AM Report Share Posted January 21, 2012 at 06:17 AM RAM you sonofabitch!! LOL!! That loadout was for your eyes only!!DEE-JAY!!! COME GET THIS BASTARD FOR ME... DEE-JAY!!!Yeah guys, hop aboard! Always up for a fun flight. Never too serious. Look at RAM! Even after i planted a heater up his tail pipe a few weeks ago, he's still willing to fly with me. What a hero! Thanks buddy! LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
=VG= BLuDKLoT Posted January 21, 2012 at 05:33 PM Report Share Posted January 21, 2012 at 05:33 PM Nice sig murderface! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RAM22 Posted January 21, 2012 at 11:30 PM Author Report Share Posted January 21, 2012 at 11:30 PM Harlequin LAN_WROTE ...RAM you sonofabitch!! LOL!! That loadout was for your eyes only!!It's your fault, you shouldn't have reminded me in the PM about your loadout. I had forgot I took the pics until you said something, LOL !toungeRAM22 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OzCougar Posted January 22, 2012 at 01:51 AM Report Share Posted January 22, 2012 at 01:51 AM Nice report .... Damn I hope RL settles soon so I can really get back into some serious Falconeering !pilot.Cheers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RAM22 Posted January 22, 2012 at 12:49 PM Author Report Share Posted January 22, 2012 at 12:49 PM Yeah, so Harlequin and I decided to take the WAR to the Red dudes last night.3 missions right in a row. We kicked some BUTT. Not really great results in the end for me as I was MIA twice and RS once. Harq made it back to base twice that lucky soms a gun.1st mission we took out some Airbase, both winges even killed a runway plate, YEAH. Second mission we went after an Underground Factory, Harlequin got it, I couldn't find the damn bunker but we had strapped on some Rockeyes as there was a tank BN in the area, well we didn't do so well there either, Harq got one Krats' and I got some lead up my ass!! !prank As you can see hereLast mission a flight to take out Pukch'ong Steel Mill. Strapped on 4 GBU's and planned to make 2 passes as there weren't really any threats around.Theres our F5 escort flight taking off, they didn't help, damn things flying way to slow, we overtook them, they weren't really needed anyways.Ready to goIngressShot of Harlequin cruising alongBombs bee liningTarget Destoyed, GOOD HITS...GOOD HITSRight when we got to the factory SA10's lit up to the north. Before we knew they were there the plan was to proceed a little north and turn around for the second pass, we'll I did as I thought the SA10 wasn't going to engage, Harlequin flipped a bitch and went back over the ocean. I turned back south to do my second run. Had the target locked and was about 10 seconds from drop and the damn SA10 got me!!!! !fuk Harlequin was able to drop his second pass and took out another buiding. Both wingies also got a building. Totally leveling the Factory. Harlequin and my wingie made it home.I hosted all flights.Things went pretty smooth except that last flight I had major lag/freezing over the damn ocean, so bad I was flying for like 10-12 seconds with a frozen screen and Harlequin was watching me dive like a ton of bricks, good thing we were up at Angels 20 or I would have been POP Tarts.Great flights, had a good time. I really need to practice more...............I SUCK!!!! !crying Should have never got hooked on deving. !angry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harlequin Posted January 22, 2012 at 01:55 PM Report Share Posted January 22, 2012 at 01:55 PM Here's RAM (in the background on the left) going in for a closer look at the water tiles (i.e.: lagging like nuts). Mmmmm... pretty.Harley and RAM 60mi to target and into a SA-10 nightmare that neither of us recognized before we jumped into the 'pit.Here's a pic from a little earlier in the evening. That's me in the foreground with Tunechi immediately on my ass and BeetleBailey leading the 2nd element just behind.Tunechi, disgusting skills man. That's some tight flying! He'll maintain that distance while you're turning, bombin, landing... whatever.Thanks to all!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RAM22 Posted January 22, 2012 at 02:08 PM Author Report Share Posted January 22, 2012 at 02:08 PM That's a sick pic of me time warping, LOLYeah, one time me and Jisoku took a flight and that dude was glued to my vertical stabalizer, I said where are you man and he said "LOOK IN YOUR REARVIEW MIRROR" !neo !lololRAM22 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
=VG= SemlerPDX Posted January 22, 2012 at 10:38 PM Report Share Posted January 22, 2012 at 10:38 PM @Murder - NWS (nose wheel steering) isn't in the cockpit, it's on the pilot's stick if I'm not mistaken, so you need to press a keyboard button to engage/disengage it. same with Dogfight Mode, Medium Range Missile mode, and Clear Dogfight/MRM mode. (C button - took me too long to find that one!!!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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