=VG= BLuDKLoT Posted April 18, 2012 at 06:37 PM Report Share Posted April 18, 2012 at 06:37 PM I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 76).We decided to grab a bite at the food court.I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him.The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors - green, red,orange, and blue.My dad kept staring at her.The teenager kept looking and would find my dad staring every time.When the teenager had had enough, she sarcastically asked:"What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?"Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would notchoke on his response; I knew he would have a good one!In classic style he responded without batting an eyelid ...."Got stoned once and had sex with a parrot. I was just wondering ifyou might be my kid." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bnorcross Posted April 18, 2012 at 07:59 PM Report Share Posted April 18, 2012 at 07:59 PM Awesome!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
=VG= Outlanders Posted April 18, 2012 at 08:21 PM Report Share Posted April 18, 2012 at 08:21 PM Ohohohohohohohoh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pvt. Pirate Posted April 18, 2012 at 10:55 PM Report Share Posted April 18, 2012 at 10:55 PM oh man, that one's hilarious :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Guest AirborneAlways Posted April 18, 2012 at 11:19 PM Guest Report Share Posted April 18, 2012 at 11:19 PM Never count old people out on coming up with a smart-ass answer. Never know when one might get used. LOLTO FUNNY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
=VG= PastramiSndwch Posted April 19, 2012 at 12:09 AM Report Share Posted April 19, 2012 at 12:09 AM I've heard that one before, but a little different. And if I saw that girl, that joke would have been the first thing to pop into my head. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
=VG= DEEPINYOO Posted April 19, 2012 at 01:01 AM Report Share Posted April 19, 2012 at 01:01 AM Lmao, that was pretty good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
=VG= SemlerPDX Posted April 19, 2012 at 05:07 AM Report Share Posted April 19, 2012 at 05:07 AM That is freaking funny!! I gotta show my Dad this - he's got a Macaw that laughs exactly like him. This will get them both rolling, I'm sure!!!rofl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
=VG= Murderface0151 Posted April 19, 2012 at 11:19 AM Report Share Posted April 19, 2012 at 11:19 AM the girl in the picture looks like she'd be quite pretty without that heathen of a hairstyle. can't hate though i guess.awesome joke Blud hahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
=VG= 1Sg.Morrison Posted April 19, 2012 at 03:09 PM Report Share Posted April 19, 2012 at 03:09 PM Lolololololololololololololololo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
=VG= SavageCDN (Inactive Duty) Posted April 19, 2012 at 03:14 PM Report Share Posted April 19, 2012 at 03:14 PM haha good one!!!lolol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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