Satirical

^0^

make sure to bug test it for the new update <3 

naisu

:0

whats the jamming tower do owo

pass is adminplz 

Stealing assets on Jabal while being in the wrong squad, map ended shortly

Next map on ramiel tried to steal the blackhawk but i notified the squad leader and he was kicked leading to his death (due to co-op mechanics). I then got into the blackhawk and he attempted to teamkill me by shooting his pistol through the glass, then he got inside the blackhawk and attempted to use the minigun to destroy more friendly assets 

https://www.reddit.com/r/Steam/comments/61tl7o/chivalry_medieval_warfare_is_free_on_steam_for_24/

Heres a video my friend took for me while we were out shooting

ill play as a civilian in sausages squad

7 hours ago, =VG= Double_13 said:

Great vid

thank you

I nearly died of laughter this round, hopefully some of you guys remember this round <3

also erotic breathing from keed at 1:15

gross

i hope we get special custom kits with goodies 

today and right now

more screenshots from last night here is marksman19 stealing my chopper after teamkilling me 

marksman19 stealing chopper after map change

after map change still trolling

here is screenshot of  aj19743  suiciding helicopter into water

here is him teamkilling on deck

Marksman19 and aj19743 trolling trans asset on map lashkar valley on march 10 1:30am Mountain time

aj19743 is markmans friend and both were trolling me together

breaking these rules mutiple times

4. Disrupting gameplay (Griefing)

shooting machinegun while im flying chopper

5. Disrespect

spamming over mic and calling people slurs

2. Teamkilling

wasting assets and teamkilling me on purpose because I was transport pilot

6. Spam

end of round mic spam 

basically every time i went into the transport pilot seat to fly he teamkilled me, also he was teamkilling other people on purpose

heres screenshot of him crashing the chopper after teamkilling me

Proof and witnesses - SOLDIEROFMISFORTUNE 

any squads have a slot open for me? also I can fly trans but i land a bit slower than the pros with more hours than me

wtf i didnt see that post sorry

aw RIP also im wondering when veterans gaming co-op will upgrade to the new update because I dont see it on the server list

is this cool event available for people like me? also how many people will be attending seems awesome

I love playing on your servers its great 

also any ideas to expand to bigger server side? guess not because it already crashes alot lol but still hopeful XD

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SemlerPDX wrote: I've hijacked this thread and changed the title for my own nefarious purposes.  Thanks to =VG= Poffadder for getting us updated swiftly!

**For the record, Melon will have to apply his specific updates to the server, so Rules regarding BOT asset use will be effect: Do not use BOT assets or exploits, and remind other players to play fair until Melon gets those changes hard coded back into the maps.  Thank you!