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  Medals: 8 Ribbons: 7   Registered Member #2188 Joined: Fri May 04 2012, 06:26PMLocation:: Australia Posts: 43 Thanked 23 times in 14 posts | For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt? We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, "You don't know Jack Schitt!" Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an intellectual way. Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married Miss O. Needeep They had one son, Jack. In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins Deap Schitt and Dip Schitt. Against her parents' objections, Deap Schitt married her cousin Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout. After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and, because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt Sherlock. Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they produced a son with a rather nervous disposition named Chick N. Schitt. Two of the other six children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony. The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens nuptials. The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Hoarse. Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt. Now when someone says, "You don't know Jack Schitt," you can correct them. | ||
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EVERY DEATH BRINGS ME CLOSER TO THE SINGULARITY  Medals: 8 Ribbons: 23   Registered Member #960 Joined: Thu Feb 17 2011, 12:50PMLocation:: Evil Empire Posts: 1079 Thanked 107 times in 84 posts |  | ||
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| De Oppresso Liber Medals: 14 Ribbons: 30  Registered Member #731 Joined: Sun Dec 19 2010, 06:13AMLocation:: Portland, OR Posts: 1626 Thanked 283 times in 206 posts | HAHAHA! That's great!  | ||
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Always outnumbered, never out outmanned Medals: 7 Ribbons: 20   Registered Member #1638 Joined: Sun Sep 25 2011, 11:22AMLocation:: Faroe Islands Posts: 279 Thanked 72 times in 48 posts | Haha good one! :D | ||
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USMC 1995 - 2008 Medals: 14 Ribbons: 26  Registered Member #2 Joined: Fri Feb 19 2010, 04:30PMLocation:: Menifee, CA. Posts: 3972 Thanked 200 times in 142 posts | yup | ||
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 Medals: 8 Ribbons: 11   Registered Member #515 Joined: Mon Oct 25 2010, 11:55AMPosts: 134 Thanked 15 times in 12 posts | :D | ||
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 Medals: 7 Ribbons: 14  Registered Member #1355 Joined: Sun Jul 10 2011, 01:25AMLocation:: Kurunjang victoria Posts: 133 Thanked 7 times in 7 posts | Nice one :D | ||
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