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  1. Operation "Red Tide" VI

    I will take lead of Squad 3 as a Squad Leader. Name = "Crumpet" Anyone can join but I will take Reserve Slots in case they want a "Guaranteed Spot" on my squad. AND... AS ALWAYS! MAKE SURE YOU REMEMBER THE BRITISH NATIONAL ANTHEM AND BRING SOME ALL MIGHTY TEA! Crumpet Squad Structure: Squad Leader - Sausag3 (Me) Medic - Midgee Medic - ? AR (Automatic Rifeman) - Deathdealer Breacher - =VG= Blazer Grenadier - ? MG (Machine Gunner) - ? LAT (Light Anti Tank) - ? Key: RED = Not Currently Filled GREEN = Filled FIRST COME FIRST SERVE GUYS!
  2. This Post is Sponsored by Yorkshire Tea - The best tea the United Kingdom can offer Introduction Greating Ladies and Gents. Today I will be giving you in depth information regarding the Infantry of the British Armed Forces. So hold your mugs filled with the delicous tea up high and hold on to your butt cheeks. Its going to be a fun ride. So... Lets get started UNITED KINGDOM The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland, commonly known as the United Kingdom (UK) or Britain, is a sovereign country in western Europe. Lying off the north-western coast of the European mainland, the United Kingdom includes the island of Great Britain, the north-eastern part of the island of Ireland and many smaller islands. Northern Ireland is the only part of the United Kingdom that shares a land border with another sovereign state‍—‌the Republic of Ireland. Apart from this land border, the United Kingdom is surrounded by the Atlantic Ocean, with the North Sea to its east, the English Channel to its south and the Celtic Sea to its south-south-west, giving it the 12th-longest coastline in the world. The Irish Sea lies between Great Britain and Ireland. With an area of 242,500 square kilometres (93,600 sq mi), the United Kingdom is the 78th-largest sovereign state in the world and the 11th-largest in Europe. It is also the 21st-most populous country, with an estimated 65.1 million inhabitants. Together, this makes it the fourth-most densely populated country in the European Union Cheers Wikipedia! THE BRITISH ARMED FORCES The British Armed Forces or Her Majesty's Armed Forces are the military services which are tasked with defence of the United Kingdom, its overseas territories, and the Crown Dependencies. They also promote Britain's wider interests, support international peacekeeping efforts, and provide humanitarian aid. The British Armed Forces consist of 3 Main Branches: The British Army - Meeeeee Naval Service (The Royal Navy and The Royal Marines) - Shoutout to Blazer! The Royal Airforce The Headquarters of The British Armed forces is The Ministry of Defence, In London. The Commander-in-Chief is Queen Elizabeth II (Our Queen As of 2017 - Expiry Date, Unknown) This means that the Queen is the only person in the United Kingdom to formally declare war against other nations The British Army: Founded in 1660 (Damn thats older than my Grandmothers Farts ) The Roles of the British Army is to Engage in Land Warfare (Duhhh!) Currently There are: 83,560 Active Regular Personel - As of 2017 29,940 Reserve Personel - As of 2017 (I'm one of them ) The British Army Rank Structure: Infantry Ranks: Dont Salute these ranks they work for a living Private - Nothing on Rank Slide Lance Corporal - A Chevron on Rank Slide - Currently Me! Corporal - Two Chevrons on Rank Slide Sergeant - Three Chevrons on Rank Slide - Dont Call them "Sarge" or they will come up with the famous quote "There are Two Types of Sergeants in the Army, Massage, and Sahsarge, If you Massage your Sahsarge, You are calling me a Wanker!" Colour/Staff Sergeant - A Crown and 3 Chevrons on Rank Slide Warrant Officer Class 2 / Company Sergeant Major - A Big ass Crown on Rank Slide - Address them as "Sir" Warrant Officer Class 1 / Regimental Sergeant Major - Some Unicorns and Shit strapped on to the crown - Address them as "Sir" Officer Ranks: Salute these Ranks, Or else they will slap the shit out of you. Address them as "Sir" Second Lieutenant - 1 Pip on Rank slide - Pronounced "Leftenant" not "Leutenant", Bloodly Yanks First Lieutenant - 2 Pips on Rank Slide Captain - 3 Pips on Rank Slide Lieutenant Colonel - A Pip and A Crown - Pronounced "Kur-Nell" Colonel - Two Pips and A Crown Brigadier - Three Pips and a Crown - Address them as "Brigadier" As they will have a hissy fit on you if you don't These are the Ranks that I have seen so far... There are more Officer ranks here but I aint seem them so far as they seem to always be hiding in thier "Man Caves" - The Headquarters Now Lets get to the Infantry Themselves.... The British Infantry: All Infantry Personel will always be Tested and Trained on the L85A2, Making it the Default Rife the Infantry can use The L85A2: The SA80 or L85A2 is an Assault Rife that has been in service since 1985 (With Upgrades of couse) Cartridge: 5.56x45mm NATO standard issue round Weight: 4.98 kg (11.0 lb) (L85A2 with SUSAT sight and loaded 30-round magazine) Gas Operated, Rotating Bolt Rate of Fire: 610-775 RPM Muzzle Velocity: 940 m/s (3,084 ft/s) (L85A2 & L98A2) 970 m/s (3,182.4 ft/s) (L86A2 LSW) Effective Range: 600 m effective range used by one soldier. Effective at 800 m as a section using the LDS (lightweight day sight) Maximum Firing Range: 1000 m (L86A2) Feed System: 30-round detachable STANAG magazine 30-round detachable polymer Magpul EMAG Sights: Telescopic SUSAT, ACOG and ELCAN LDS scopes, aperture iron sights Type of Assault Rifle: BULLPUP! FUCK YEAH! Description: H&K (A German Company Based in Germany) Has improved the Design and Functions of The Original SA80/L85A1 To make a sack full of shit become a Sparckling Paradise to shoot.. The Accuracy is Great (I've compared it to the M4). Hopefully some people accept the fact that the SA80 Is no longer a Shit Weapon. It got improved by H&K by a fuck ton... Thanks for Taking your Time to read this all and I hope you enjoyed.. Damn all of this writing really hurt my fingers RIP There Will be more parts to this Continuing this on Later on. See ya laters! - Sausag3
  3. Operation "Red Tide" Part V

    Favourite Quote of the year for me... That special its on my signature XD
  4. Operation "Red Tide" Part V

    Seems pretty sweet for an event... The floppy Sausag3 shall join the event in affiliation to Charlie Squad as a trusty Rifleman carrying his trusty shank.. Blazer i'm coming for you... Edit: Get ready for the fight. See you next weekend! - Blazer
  5. Cancer Sucks

    As you already know the whole community is with you on this... Stay strong bud! Keep calm and have some Tea. Get some British Strength with them crumpets and you'll be golden in no time xD What ever you do... make sure your personal life is a priority. Keep on fighting! Good luck mate. Stay Strong!
  6. Sausag3 - Fear the Wurst

    Greetings lads and lasses! Most of you know me already on PR but I might as well introduce myself to everyone else who don't. Yes I know what your thinking: "Why in the heck is your name called Sausag3", well here is my response. While I was signing up to PR for the first time, I was eating some Sausage (No not the kind of sausage you eat *cough cough* Dick) and I didn't know what to call myself, I looked around myself and I saw a mighty sausage on my plate, and that is how I became Sausag3, Moving on. I've been on PR for quite a while now, so I pretty much understand all the Rules and Regulations on the VG Servers.. I'm happy to say that VG is not only the best COOP server but probably the best SERVER in all of PR. I've met some absolute legends on this server, It got even better when I joined the TS Server. Non stop Banter, Never gets old. But at the same all of us can be serious when needed. I like to have a laugh but I can be quite serious when needed. In PR i'm pretty much the "Jack of All Trades" type of guy, I can play Trans and CAS (IF YOU TRUST ME xD), APC or TANK along with infantry and the most important of them all a Squad Leader. I've got my experience by watching how others play in action (kind of like monkey see monkey do) I look up to many people on PR... Examples can be HaterOneActual, Blazer, Deathdealer, =VG= Double_13 and pretty much most of the lads with =VG= Tags. Hopefully I can be one of you lads one day, but time will tell. I'm British and Proud (Don't diss me or the Queen's Country) I'm currently in the British Army Reserves. You usually see me talk about my Experience in the Army Reserves and the Knowledge that I have. On TS of course. And that's about It. (I hope XD) Obviously its quite a long introduction to myself but hey, you probably now know a thing or two about me ,so get over it XD Sausag3 Reporting for Duty Sir! And forgot to mention.. I take things really literal, so if you're gonna ask me to do stupid things, be more specific last time someone told me to jump in bath with a toaster the other day... I literally did it and it was a complete waste of time! It didn't do anything.
  7. Sausag3 - Fear the Wurst

    How would you like your Tea? Milk? Any Sugars?
  8. Hey, cause why not :):)

    Another Brit to join the community Glad you've made your mind up to Serve the Queen and Country. Your going into a career where you will have amazing moments where it will stay with you forever. If you don't mind disipline and "character building" then your perfect to join. Hopefully if we have enough Brits playing PR we may make a Brit only squad... and that's just gonna turn into disaster Cheers and Welcome. See you on the battlefield
  9. Sausag3 - Fear the Wurst

    You're all gonna get some "sausage" tonight guess you could say the "sausage" bomb was dropped when I joined TS (*insert penis joke here*) And blazer, you could of said "You silly willie"... could have linked with the theme of sausage "saucy sausage" sounds legit like a catchy name. Could this mean a new nickname? Cheers for the Praise and Banter have a good one!
  10. Project Reality with W10 pro

    You might want to Reinstall the Game mate.. Probably the game files was configured to be compatible with W7 but now as you got W10 the game is getting into panic mode and goes full retard. I suggest reinstalling the game.
  11. The Role of Commander in PR - a discussion

    Come over and ill make you some "Tea"
  12. The Role of Commander in PR - a discussion

    I totally agree on the points that most of you have pointed out and it's about time I should give my points in my perspective. I rarely have been a CO myself but I understand how they work effectively by seeing the COs in action. I hope this can help you out so that you have an idea of how to be and Efficient and Effective CO ROLES: Use the UAV to scout out any enemy positions (Mortars, AA, Infantry, Armour etc) , This is beneficial to the team because the Assets can be located in some key positions and the UAV is there to confirm where the Enemy Assets are located so the Squad Leaders can organise themselves and attempt to destroy them (If it's necessary) Be there to pull the trigger in Area Attacks. If there are Area Attacks available then the Commander should notify all the Squad Leaders so they know they can use the Area Attacks in their Disposal (If appropriate of course) REMOVE Friendly FOBs (If Appropriate) BUILD FOBs (If you can build FOBs without digging) ORDER or ADVISE Squad Leaders on what to do (Will go into detail with this BELOW) GIVE information to the Squad Leaders (enemy movements etc) , kind of links with the UAV aspect of things. REQUIREMENTS MUST HAVE A MIC!, If you can't communicate then you are not as effective as you can be in terms of being an effective CO MUST have a decent understanding on how to play PR MUST have Experience in other Roles, for example if you have good experience on Tanks then you know what they are capable of and you understand their Advantages and Disadvantages therefore your battle plan should be more acceptable to a specific role MUST have a good understanding on the Map you are playing, if you don't have experience then your battle plans are going to be like a bag of shit and will not work (even though most of the time plans don't go as they are supposed to anyway XD) ORDERING OR ADVISING SQUAD LEADERS There is a BIG Difference between Ordering and Advising Squad Leaders ORDERING Squad Leaders: This WORKS if: The Squad Leader Cooperates with You (Has no problem with being told what to do) The Squad Leader Needs Someone to help him with Orders (Doesn't know what to do) There is an Event Taking place (More Experienced Players) There are More Senior Players then there are to New Players (They are more likely to Understand the Concept of PR than the New Ones) This DOESN'T work if: The Squad Leader Doesn't Like being told what to do (There's nothing you can do about it) The Squad Leader already has battle plans to execute or their battle plans are better than yours The Game is on a PUBLIC Server (As most of the time there are more inexperienced players than experienced players) There are More New Players then there are to Senior Players (They don't understand the Concept of PR so therefore they probably think that your a Dick) Advantages: You are more likely to win the round quicker or more effectively if you have good battle plans and they follow them You could be seen as a role model, If you have good experience, good orders and good battle plans then people will start to look up to you, which of course is a moral boost to yourself and the team obviously You are more trusted by people if they need help Disadvantages: Some people don't like being bossed around, so they may see you as a dick (Even though the concept of PR is to work as a team and follow orders) If your orders are really shit then the team gets unnecessary risks, therefore your less likely to be trusted ADVISING Squad Leaders: Advantages: The Squad leader can either accept the advice or reject it (Depending on how good your advice is), therefore it gives the team more flexibility to figuring out the best battle plan Psychologically if you give someone advice. most likely they are going to accept it. so therefore advising is kind of like ordering but in a psychological way. You could be seen as a role model, If you have good experience, good orders and good battle plans then people will start to look up to you, which of course is a moral boost to yourself and the team obviously You are more trusted by people if they need help Disadvantages: Its Advice.. Some people may reject it (for a good reason or an unnecessary reason) I personally think that Advising people is more better in all aspects because not only it gives people flexibility, its secretly a friendly way of giving orders, therefore to the people who don't like being bossed around they are less likely to see you as a bossy person but more of a helpful type of "guide". Moving on TIPS Not only do I think these tips will help the CO but also it can help Squad Leaders Too. Even if you have a Mic its ideal to have good communication skills so that everyone can understand you clearly (if you have medical issues with speaking then you can still be effective but people might have difficulties understanding you, either way there is nothing you can do about it either way so it shouldn't matter. To guarantee that people can clearly understand you, you should follow the following acronym: C - Clear - Make sure there is nothing in your mouth (Dicks etc) and try to speak slowly (Unless your Irish because you can't help it XD) L - Loud - Don't be as quiet as a mouse (Unless your Mummy is sleeping and you don't want to wake up the beast XD) A - As An Order - Make it sound like your serious instead of sounding like a wimp that's gone full retard P - With Pauses - Don't rush your speaking, take it slow and steady (just like your dicks) CLAP... Because you're all Clapped (Retarded and Ugly) Well.. you have gone this far into reading this... if you have ill make you tea and crumpets I think my fingers are on fire from typing all this jeez XD Thanks for reading this and I you will take this as useful advice Have a good one - Sausag3
  13. Operation "Red Tide" Part I

    Good old Sausag3 will be making a Squad if there is enough members attending the event. I'm accepting randoms, however if you want a spot reserved let me know. So hold tight ladies and gents.
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