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Ok we all need a good laugh and talking like an Austrian about the "Insemminator" is only so fun for so long. So without farther senseless talking, the joke:

One day Payday Mr Peanut decides he wants a Bit O' Honey. So he takes Mary Jane behind the Powerhouse on the corner of Clark and Fifth Avenue. He starts to feel her Mounds, it was pure Almond Joy. With a Snickers he pushes his Butterfinger up her Juicy Fruit and had a Milky Way. "Oh Henry", she cries as she grabs onto his Peter Paul and Zagnuts. "Your even better then the Three Musketeers." Well Mary Jane got a bit Chunky and 9 Months later she had a Baby Ruth.

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Man walks into a bar and orders a shot of tequila. Taking the shot he looks up to see all these hundred dollar bills all over the ceiling. I mean there must be like 10,000 dollars up there. Looking to the bartender he points to the ceiling and says, "What's up with all the bills on the ceiling here" The bartender looks to him and smiles as he says, "Well there is a bet. There are three parts to it. Want to hear about it?" Well the man chuckles a bit but says , "Sure." So the bartender tells him, "Well the first part of the bet is you have to go beat up that big bouncer you passed on your way in here." The man nods while the bartender continues, "The second part is there is an alligator out back with an abscessed tooth, you got to take care of it." Shaking his head now the man listens to the last part, "There is a old whore up stairs that has never had an orgasm, you have to give her one." The man laughs a bit and after a few more shots of liquid courage...I mean tequila he slaps a 100 dollar bill down and with a bit of a drunken slur says, "I'll take that bet." So off he walks to the front to get into a fist fight with the bouncer and after a few minutes of fighting the man comes back in very punch drunk and after taking another shot shakes his head a bit and asks, "Now where is that alligator?" The bartender says, "Out back and to the left, can't miss it." So the man walking off to the back and clothing can be hear ripping as there is a lot of grunting but finally the man walks back in and says, "Now wheres that whore with the abscessed tooth."

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