Chuck Norris.

[dman248 2]

Here's some Chuck Norris facts.

1. Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

2. Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.

3.Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

4. There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.

5. Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.

6. Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.

7. Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

8. If you spell Chuck Norris wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Chuck Norris?" It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."

9. Chuck Norris died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.

10. Bill Gates lives in constant fear that Chuck Norris' PC will crash.

If you have anything to add, ill update it.

[dman248 2]

lol

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When Chuck Norris does push ups he pushed the earth down!

[dman248 2]

nice, lol.