Funny Joke....

[=VG= BLuDKLoT]

I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 76).
We decided to grab a bite at the food court.
I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him.
The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors - green, red,
orange, and blue.
My dad kept staring at her.
The teenager kept looking and would find my dad staring every time.
When the teenager had had enough, she sarcastically asked:
"What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?"
Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not
choke on his response; I knew he would have a good one!
In classic style he responded without batting an eyelid ....
"Got stoned once and had sex with a parrot. I was just wondering if
you might be my kid."

[bnorcross]

Awesome!!!

[=VG= Outlanders]

Ohohohohohohohoh.

[Pvt. Pirate]

oh man, that one's hilarious :D

[Guest AirborneAlways]

Never count old people out on coming up with a smart-ass answer. Never know when one might get used. LOL

TO FUNNY

[=VG= PastramiSndwch]

I've heard that one before, but a little different. And if I saw that girl, that joke would have been the first thing to pop into my head.

[=VG= DEEPINYOO]

Lmao, that was pretty good

[=VG= SemlerPDX]

That is freaking funny!! I gotta show my Dad this - he's got a Macaw that laughs exactly like him. This will get them both rolling, I'm sure!!
!rofl

[=VG= Murderface0151]

the girl in the picture looks like she'd be quite pretty without that heathen of a hairstyle. can't hate though i guess.

awesome joke Blud hahaha

[=VG= 1Sg.Morrison]

Lolololololololololololololololo

[=VG= SavageCDN (Inactive Duty)]

haha good one!!

!lolol